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Gungho Restaurant

April 11th 2006 07:29
Shop 9, 107-121 Quay Street, Haymarket - 92123228

Now I don't like writing something negative, or even nonplused, because in most cases that doesn't help anyone. After all, I might easily be wrong; I've only tried a small proportion of the menu, and they might've had a bad few days.

But on the other hand, there's an argument for knowing where not to eat, or opening up a discussion for people who've had a more positive experience. That's the beauty of free media, after all.

So with that in mind, let me introduce Gungho. It's a modern, very brightly coloured...box. But watch out those with epilepsy! This is fusion at it's most hybrid, especially in terms of the decor and design; including the restaurant's tagline "makes life so much more", or catchphrases for parts of the menu such as "Work & Out" or "Fast & Furious" (money's too short to afford the extra two characters to make an 'and', I'm afraid). It tries to be everything to everyone; for those with short attention spans. Unfortunately the food suffers.


It's all technically correct, in the most part. It just lacks any sort of...flavour. Which is pretty essential. And it doesn't even seem to try to keep me interested. The fried kway teow rice noodles is a dark mess Chinese sausage, chicken, prawns, bean sprouts, and a bit of soy. On the plus side it does look like the photo; but it lacks enough soy, there's no chilli, and it just tastes limp. Like I was just eating plain noodles. *Yawn*.

I'm intruiged by the photos of the grilled chicken salad, plus the tag of "Fatbusters" for the salads; after all, we all need to be healthy once in a while. The photo representing the salads part of the menu is a nice looking sliced duck breast on a pile of salad leaves, capsisum, tomato, peanuts, beansprouts, and so on. The picture of the chicken salad is the same with a whole plump looking chicken breast, grilled tantalisingly crispy. No less then I would expect from a fat busting salad!

So you can imagine my disappointment when it turns out to be old looking bits of chicken leg meat or fat with the skin on, mixed into a bored looking pile of slivered capsicum, cucumber, and lettuce. Not exactly fat busting. Or flavourful. The dressing lacks the fantastic sugary, salty, and tarty combination of so many Asian salads, and once again there's very little promised chilli. This one I can't save with the little container of chilli pieces in vinegar they provide. But we are getting well acquainted; it needs to go on everything.

I feel disappointed, without the excitement that comes from eating a flavourful meal, and decieved by the photos. This food is uninteresting, and with the shop radiating a cocky and confident attitude it seems as if they don't care.

Sure there may be some good stuff on the menu; there are always other people there when I've been. But it wasn't apparant to me. So why you'd want to chance it when there's so much better things on offer is a mystery to me. Go across the road to Satang Thai instead; down the road to The Chinese Noodle Restaurant; down George St to the Ploy Thai; or past central to Spice I Am. Even go around the corner to Sumo Salad (yes it's fast food, but if you're less worried asbout taste and mroe on health it's good, very correct and you know what you're getting). Why chance it when there's so much that's better?
Now I'm willing to be proven wrong. I'd like to be proven wrong! Nothing's worse than a restaurant which is failing in what it's trying to do. So if anyone has a different opinion, has eaten something good there, please post it. Also be aware that this isn't the only place like this, by any means. There are many places everywhere which serve average food, but you can usually spot them and avoid them. I'm only posting about Gungho because I've eaten there; because, unlike the others, it looks like it provides more than it actually does. But in my opinion, it doesn't.
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Comment by Cibbuano

April 11th 2006 22:43
I can never remember the names of those Chinese restaurants... what does it look like?

There are so many bland, worthless fake-Chinese restaurants in Chinatown...

I know of this authentic hot pot place, though, that sets me on fire for days - Sichuan style!

Comment by edward

April 12th 2006 07:57
Small shop front, lots of colours, TV in the ceiling, playing pop music (which doesn't correspond to the TV) red plastic seats, long tunnel seats on the right kitchen on the left.

What's the Sichuan place? (If you don't mind me invading it!) I love Sichuan food!

Comment by Cibbuano

April 12th 2006 23:12
I'll find the address for you... it's expensive, though, because the pot costs $15... a better deal if you go with more people..

Comment by edward

April 13th 2006 05:50
Cheers man!
Ah well there's no problem with sharing, the more the merrier!

Comment by Anonymous

August 19th 2008 11:27
the owner of the restaurant is so fake....

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